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Playthings: The PrologueThere’s a difference, a nuance in styles that I only learned today, but really could change the rest of my life. Like most of the important details in life, this one was hidden from me by women nigh until my 30th birthday. Apparently, I did not know the difference between “wanting” someone and “needing” someone. For the past 7 years I’ve been operating on the assumption that I needed a girlfriend. I had a hole in my heart, a hole much like the one Miroku has in his hand, vacuuming up any and all love that got near it, and offering back nothing in return. This gaping chest wound, as I like to call it, was insatiab Playthings: The Prologue
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The Crow's Song pt 2I pondered this new turn of events as I lefty the wood and scanned the moonlit plains. The field was pregnant with grain, and I suspected it would be harvested soon. I chose a path through the think grasses and made my way across. My horde, the sum total of all I was, followed with no argument. The white Raven on my shoulder dug it’s claws into my shoulder.  The pain was not unbearable just enough to make sure that I did not forget his presence.  Like I could anyway. This trip had become very, very strange, but the white Raven was by far the strangest thing that had happened to me tonight. This was supposed to be an u The Crow's Song pt 2
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The Crow's SongI walked alone in the woods one night. It was dark, as it should be at night, and a crisp wind blew, striking me dead in the face. It hurried around me, apologetically, and went about its way; apparently it had business elsewhere. I walked through this wood, and heard the raven’s cry; wait, no, it’s a crow. I wonder why the crow never gets as much respect as the raven. The Raven is always the one people seem to have a hard-on for.  It’s like the Raven is the high end bird of choice for pagans and writers, and the Crow is the ghetto-brand bird.  I suppose the Raven is thought to be more dramatic because it of The Crow's Song
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When Calling Tech SupportThings To Consider When Calling Psychiatric Tech Support:   
Hi! I'm your local Mental Health Clinician, a.k.a. a Screener. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your mental health: treatment, hospitalization, and civil commitment. Sometimes one, sometimes all three. Before we interact, I'd like to share some thoughts with you:  
 
 
1. I am here, quite simply, to deal with your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is dealt with, one way or the other. Please just help me help you deal with your shit.   
2. With that out of the way, know this; I will be exactly When Calling Tech Support
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Fri Oct 10, 2008, 3:29 PM
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Two for one this week folks! A brand new Chapter of “What She Wants”, and a new Exit Eleven entry, “Emoscopes”. Good stuff all around. Same time, same channel, [link]

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  • Current Residence: Perth Amboy, NJ
  • Interests: Writing, watching football, playing video games, sex...drinking. Checkers.
  • Favourite movie: Blazing Saddles
  • Favourite band or musician: too many to list
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything with a good Bassline
  • Favourite artist: the pointilism guy...Georges Seurat! That's it.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglass Adams
  • Favourite photographer: anyone who does nudes...
  • Favourite style of art: Offensive to Lames...
  • Operating System: xp
  • MP3 player of choice: WinAmp
  • Wallpaper of choice: Usually something from AdultSwim.com
  • Skin of choice: african american
  • Favourite game: Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
  • Personal Quote: Time makes fools of us all...
  • Tools of the Trade: candy, burned cd's...Absolut Vodka...Level Vodka and my Whatever car I'm driving...EZ Pass

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=gloomynekochan May 12, 2009, 9:05:23 AM
thank you for the watch : D

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*raccoon-eyes Feb 16, 2009, 3:36:23 PM
thanks for the watch!

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~photonics May 20, 2007, 7:52:48 AM
1) what i mean is that it's hard to compare death tolls from different eras because advances in technology make killing more efficient. I don't think it really matters if it was close or more or less, a whole bunch of people is a whole bunch of people.
2) I like some of his articles, and i liked this one of yours. You said it yourself, he's more important in death than he was in life, he's just a symbol for rebellion.
3) I'm not a commie, so it wouldn't bother me
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~JMinus May 20, 2007, 9:32:36 PM
You're right on all counts.

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~WaffleFairy04 Nov 21, 2006, 3:42:39 PM
thanks, i'm trying. it's still a struggle
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~write2lissa2679 Sep 12, 2006, 2:53:54 PM
Hey John..it's Me Melissa...I just left a comment but I don't know if you got it......had to verify my e mail address after I left it....anyways I joined to read your stuff 8-)
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~dreamsofmishra Aug 26, 2006, 1:32:49 AM
hey you have very cool writings.
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~exspiro Mar 21, 2006, 2:47:58 PM
theres this new [really fun] collaborative writing site going up i think you might be interested.

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~WaffleFairy04 Aug 12, 2005, 6:43:54 AM
Hey your writtings are pretty good. Your character developements are interesting too. I could never come up with characters and build stories around them, even though I always wish I could. It's hard
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