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Playthings: The PrologueThere’s a difference, a nuance in styles that I only learned today, but really could change the rest of my life. Like most of the important details in life, this one was hidden from me by women nigh until my 30th birthday. Apparently, I did not know the difference between “wanting” someone and “needing” someone. For the past 7 years I’ve been operating on the assumption that I needed a girlfriend. I had a hole in my heart, a hole much like the one Miroku has in his hand, vacuuming up any and all love that got near it, and offering back nothing in return. This gaping chest wound, as I like to call it, was insatiab Playthings: The Prologue
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The Crow's Song pt 2I pondered this new turn of events as I lefty the wood and scanned the moonlit plains. The field was pregnant with grain, and I suspected it would be harvested soon. I chose a path through the think grasses and made my way across. My horde, the sum total of all I was, followed with no argument. The white Raven on my shoulder dug it’s claws into my shoulder.  The pain was not unbearable just enough to make sure that I did not forget his presence.  Like I could anyway. This trip had become very, very strange, but the white Raven was by far the strangest thing that had happened to me tonight. This was supposed to be an u The Crow's Song pt 2
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The Crow's SongI walked alone in the woods one night. It was dark, as it should be at night, and a crisp wind blew, striking me dead in the face. It hurried around me, apologetically, and went about its way; apparently it had business elsewhere. I walked through this wood, and heard the raven’s cry; wait, no, it’s a crow. I wonder why the crow never gets as much respect as the raven. The Raven is always the one people seem to have a hard-on for.  It’s like the Raven is the high end bird of choice for pagans and writers, and the Crow is the ghetto-brand bird.  I suppose the Raven is thought to be more dramatic because it of The Crow's Song
in General Fiction on 7/5/07
When Calling Tech SupportThings To Consider When Calling Psychiatric Tech Support:   
Hi! I'm your local Mental Health Clinician, a.k.a. a Screener. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your mental health: treatment, hospitalization, and civil commitment. Sometimes one, sometimes all three. Before we interact, I'd like to share some thoughts with you:  
 
 
1. I am here, quite simply, to deal with your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is dealt with, one way or the other. Please just help me help you deal with your shit.   
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Exit 11 Updates!

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 9, 2008, 5:34 PM
  • Mood: Eager
I have finally updated two of my serialized novels! I know the updates are coming slower than expected, but life comes at you fast, as the commercials says, and it has gotten in the way of my writing. But, there is a new chapter of "What She Wants" and a new Chapter of "Divine Bureau of Investigation". If you don't know the drill by now, go to [link] and look on the right hand side of the screen for the exit you want. All of the exits are clearly marked. And please, I encourage feedback! Since it is in Blog form, the Beginning chapters are at the bottom. Enjoy!

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  • Current Age: 30
  • Current Residence: Perth Amboy, NJ
  • Interests: Writing, watching football, playing video games, sex...drinking. Checkers.
  • Favourite movie: Blazing Saddles
  • Favourite band or musician: too many to list
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything with a good Bassline
  • Favourite artist: the pointilism guy...Georges Seurat! That's it.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglass Adams
  • Favourite photographer: anyone who does nudes...
  • Favourite style of art: Offensive to Lames...
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  • Skin of choice: african american
  • Favourite game: Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
  • Personal Quote: Time makes fools of us all...
  • Tools of the Trade: candy, burned cd's...Absolut Vodka...Level Vodka and my Whatever car I'm driving...EZ Pass

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~JMinus:iconJMinus: May 20, 2007, 10:32:36 PM
You're right on all counts.

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"This time they live... This time they live... This time they live... Next time they live."
~photonics:iconphotonics: May 20, 2007, 8:52:48 AM
1) what i mean is that it's hard to compare death tolls from different eras because advances in technology make killing more efficient. I don't think it really matters if it was close or more or less, a whole bunch of people is a whole bunch of people.
2) I like some of his articles, and i liked this one of yours. You said it yourself, he's more important in death than he was in life, he's just a symbol for rebellion.
3) I'm not a commie, so it wouldn't bother me
~WaffleFairy04:iconWaffleFairy04: Nov 21, 2006, 4:42:39 PM
thanks, i'm trying. it's still a struggle
~write2lissa2679:iconwrite2lissa2679: Sep 12, 2006, 3:53:54 PM
Hey John..it's Me Melissa...I just left a comment but I don't know if you got it......had to verify my e mail address after I left it....anyways I joined to read your stuff 8-)
~dreamsofmishra:icondreamsofmishra: Aug 26, 2006, 2:32:49 AM
hey you have very cool writings.
~exspiro:iconexspiro: Mar 21, 2006, 3:47:58 PM
theres this new [really fun] collaborative writing site going up i think you might be interested.

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-nik
~WaffleFairy04:iconWaffleFairy04: Aug 12, 2005, 7:43:54 AM
Hey your writtings are pretty good. Your character developements are interesting too. I could never come up with characters and build stories around them, even though I always wish I could. It's hard
~JMinus:iconJMinus: Jun 30, 2004, 6:27:52 PM
Ok, thats the end of the regular series. Things got out of hand around then in my life and it was hard to continuer writing an issue every week. I did write a couple of more story archs tho. I will present these stories as I find them. So here are the real Lost Issues of CH and ID, because I really don't know where most of them are. After I post these stories there will hopefully be some revised versions of the stories, since my beautiful and inteligent friend Beth has offered to edit my stories for me. When she does so I think these pieces of coal will be polished up enough to show to professionals. I don't know how long all of this will take, but be patient and stay with me you guys.
~JMinus:iconJMinus: Jun 16, 2004, 8:18:56 PM
Ok. For those who have been paying attention, these are the first 22 issues of Captain Hetero and Iron Dyke that I wrote for a lil paper called the Medium out of Rutgers University. there are more, but they are disjointed one shot episodes. I have to make some sort of sense out of them before I can really put them up. So for now, tell your friends about these stories. Tell your enemies about these stories if you don't like them, but please, just spread the word.
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